Blog from the cave

A nice little app for the bbc's spooks

2008-11-15T04:06:00.000-08:00

Report

is tis to symple??

2008-11-13T17:30:00.000-08:00

we did have a nice line but do you need it

just for the fun of it

2008-11-08T09:43:00.000-08:00

hedgehog, they sell stuff 2

THe buck's nite of ads

2008-10-31T05:21:00.000-07:00

Now as ad eaters was a waste of time we are someing up with what is should have been. I am working on the showreel so if you see an ad that you think should be there give me a message.

knitting

2008-10-23T16:44:00.000-07:00

Why not come up with an idea or to.... aaaaagggggghhhhh ive git verbal squerts

2008-10-23T14:55:00.000-07:00

I've bin reading 'How to have Kick-Ass ideas" so lets get on with it hey

homebase
- because you dont want to live in someone elses style
- its yours paint it blue
- beacaues white walls are always getting dirty
- nobody need know you have lived there
- make it look like you are rich
- beacause builders fails at school and you can do beter than them
- you can look sexy with a big drill?
- tools make you look busy
- be creative
- why would you want to live in a white box
- fill your house with nice stufff

WHELL THET IS SOME VERBAL DIOREA
ill have to look at that later to get an idea

bt
- GOOD at wire
- beacuse we can deliver throgh a phone line
- rediculaly much through a phone line
- has massive cramming machines so it can fit more through the line?
- we care about the wire you abut all the rubbish that comes out of it
- so you can go everwher from your home

Thompsons
- escaeisem
- because the creadit crunch is boring?
- where sun and snow are on order
- because we have been there
- never stranded
- never want to return
- beacause your boss will be jelous
- dont be outdone down the pup?
- people might hate u cos there jelouses

dfs
- so-fa so good
- agrefobics love it
- your husband will live in the sofa
-

deams
- by a new alarm clock?
- u spend 1/3 of your life assleep so enjoy it
- even if work is shit you can at least wake up refreshed
- Your dog may end up never wanting to leave it
- because evering that goes wrong in dreams it is gone in ithe mornig
- heaven in you home
why hate rubbish beds
- squieky beds are a turn off
- beacuse yove earnd a good nights sleep
- if your kids wake you up you'll get back to sleep
- who ares about the colour of the walls when you are asleep
- beacuse student houses are crap!!!

jeep
- contur lines lie?
- have a blast
- protectet your kids
- the veiw from on top
- does the work for you
- the most direct rute home
why am i dong this i hate jeep
and 4x4s, well not the defender cos thats what farmers use and they need them, now that wat i want, and the farm to go with it
- no boarders
- roads are over crowded!!!
- There are too many cars on the roads

rentokill

- he might b ugly and poke arround in your cuboards but at least he will go and leave you
- because rats eat your dinner
- you dont own a animall sanctuary
- dont live ina zoo
- just becaues you pee in the loo dont mean they will?
- so you dont have to play cat and mouse all nite?
- love to hate
- so there's never black death again!
- on a mission
- the action adventure
- reclaem your home
- find the cause
- keeping the grip reeper away
- hospitals are rubbish
- illnes is boring

Wha is it i need to do now

2008-03-01T05:22:00.000-08:00

Fanttise as a sadness at its heart, Why cant we sell sell with sadness. Theres my challenge, i will work on it and get back to you,

this is a comic sadness

Doing an essay

2008-02-27T06:21:00.000-08:00

well kind of, i've bin on the internet playing games (for resurch) but trying to get onto the leaderboards maybe was not inportent for the essay and whactching stuff on bbc iplayer, well theres some thing on advertiseing, this week about sex in advertiseing, it was quite good infact load of big names an stuff. OH and adverblog.com is wiked, i saw a how they made a bbc documentry thingy on it tother day it is good so symple to make high quality footage of beach warfare.

Amy, My flufffy friend

2007-03-29T15:02:00.000-07:00

she was a present from my little sister and this is a powem about a mokey:

we went to the animal fair
the birds and the bees were there
the silly baboon
in the light of the moon
was combing his golden hair

the monkey fell out of his bunk
and slipped down the elephants trunk
and would you believe
the elephant sneezed
but what became of the monkey

infact I post posters

2007-03-25T15:33:00.000-07:00

posters

2007-03-25T15:11:00.000-07:00

they just get better with age

colour on the hamburg street

2007-03-25T14:39:00.000-07:00

the things u see in the street

2007-03-25T14:20:00.000-07:00

guys peeing on the street always makes me laugh.

Theater of dreams

2007-03-25T13:50:00.000-07:00

This is the old theater which the leftists have squatted for years, the government tried to close it down but failed. but it is at risk now because the whole area is going more upmarket because the yuppies love the area because it is so cool, but if this continues to much it would not be cool any more and just expensive.

another coffieshop

2007-03-25T13:14:00.000-07:00

Sitting in coffieshops debateing life, and travelling. The local knowlege from talking to the locals has been so sucessfull, we have managed to find the only bar which is good on a tuseday night. It was small bussy and full of locals.

The group

2007-03-25T10:08:00.000-07:00

This is a non set up pic of the group, in the tube, the tube is so easy and cheep it was unbeliveable. but it is somethins better to walk cos then u see all the bits you miss on the tube.

Getting lost again

2007-03-25T10:06:00.000-07:00

Takeing photos - i just love it

2007-03-25T09:36:00.000-07:00

Hi I love the way I remeber so may things just when look at my photos, it imported them onto iPhoto when i got back and started looking at ordering a photo book, but i thought that it would be much better to just order a blog jornal, a print of all the photo and all your blog entrys into a booo, how cool would that be!!

Hard at work sending postcards!!

2007-03-25T09:29:00.000-07:00

Alex hard at work

2007-03-25T08:51:00.000-07:00

THe Hostel

2007-03-23T13:36:00.000-07:00

I love this pic of jack, it could have been dont in a studio the lighting is perfect, well ok neerly perfect. but sill i love it. and you could borrow a gitar form them how cool is that!!

instant sleep what a name

2007-03-22T16:40:00.000-07:00

Sundown

2007-03-22T16:07:00.000-07:00

now this is a special time, I cant take the credit for creating this photo, but I did see it. I guess I was just in the right place at the right time and that is the sercit, that is something which makes it special.

a great cafe

2007-03-22T16:00:00.000-07:00

This is a place in the coolist part of town, the part with all the artists and advertiseing people, it was faly bussy and mostly full of locals, realy nice atmosphire, and so worth going there for breakfast the next morning!!

now this is a gem of a piece of advice

2007-03-22T15:52:00.000-07:00

Now here i am in a little quiet italian resturant, now at this moment i was thingking about some advice a local gae me, go to places which are full of locals, they will have good food and a nice atmosphire. now that is the best advice you can get. so here i am thinking about this but dont what to say it then, cos might rin it for the others.

Hostals, why they are good and how to use them

2007-03-22T15:34:00.000-07:00

now hostels are perfect for going to places, full of gerate info, the people there are oftem on a budjet and spend a lot of there time exploring rather than onlg going to the tour guide rubbish, i met an american who was living off noodles cos they were only one euro a pack, and a couple of germans who were only walking everywhere, cos then they saw the real city (that is sarah in the pic) , and a englishman who is on a 10 year gap year, working in the dockyards but living in a flat, but he was durnk and whent back to the hostel where he used to stay, an you can see i have to many storys, i am gonna go onto my next post

travel

2007-03-22T15:08:00.000-07:00

Tarins, or 2 be more exact the underground, it was 7.5 euros for the 3 days and it never was checked, funny how the world works differently but still keep on going whever you go.

The perfect view

2007-03-22T15:01:00.000-07:00

but you will have to go and see it for yourself, this is the port of hamburg, an old saling ship just bellow, hundereds of increadable crains, ships and wherehouses as far as the eye can see, a mechanical heven, the machine which the city is built arround, a 180 degree view, in the perfect weater, you can neaver get that into a photo so look at my feet and imagine.

The weater is so fikkle

2007-03-22T14:49:00.000-07:00

hear i am walking in through stets full of littler shops with everything from antiques to chinas gems, every kind of amasing asian trinket. The weather is just superb, cool but not cold, and just the most perfect sunny day.

the most free thinking spot in the city

2007-03-22T14:30:00.000-07:00

well this is the center of the free thinking in hamburg, i dont know much about them but they hang out in a old therate which they have been squating in for years, it it one of the most beautifull bilding, and coverd in years of grafitly and posters, advertising everything form there views on the world and the upand comeing portests.

Views of Hamburg

2007-03-22T14:12:00.000-07:00

ON arrival at the bus station it is cold, we have no place to stay on a cold and wet day, it had just strated snowing in england and the weather was no better in Hamburg. we end up in a little cafe next to the station to think about the best plan of action, and i had my first german sasuage, the classic Curry gril-wrerst.

what do you think, its a work in progress

2007-03-15T03:59:00.000-07:00

Lots of space for pictures

2007-03-11T08:32:00.000-07:00

My wall now has space for lot of pics cos I moved my room around!

my web cam

2007-03-11T08:20:00.000-07:00

This is my grandads camera, with my web cam, this camera is worthy of a place of honor

I love this pic

2007-03-09T10:41:00.000-08:00

It makes me think of the american mid west, bad houses with a dodgy tv arial.

Wycombe looking at its best!!

2007-03-09T10:27:00.000-08:00

Red kites live neer my house

2007-03-09T10:16:00.000-08:00

I do not know if it is a red kite but I like to think it is, so try not to shatter my dreams, and it was massive.

The lunar eclips

2007-03-09T10:12:00.000-08:00

The other day the moon went behind the sadow of the earth and it looked gr8, so here it is

the friendly caveman himself

2006-12-02T13:19:00.000-08:00

a hard day on the job

2006-12-02T13:09:00.000-08:00

or a good night out the night b4

relating to my sourounding

2006-12-02T12:53:00.000-08:00

I love this image becaues i love to interact with the subject

english wether

2006-12-02T12:50:00.000-08:00

a walk arround wicombe

2006-12-02T12:41:00.000-08:00

autum comes to wicombe

2006-12-02T11:40:00.000-08:00

Remembrance day

2006-12-02T07:23:00.000-08:00

Rememberd 2day, forgoten tomorrow!

the new me

2006-07-20T11:47:00.000-07:00

horsey stuff in Drammen

2006-06-30T00:28:00.000-07:00

i am going to drammen in the weekend!! i canot wait, it is gonna be so fun, i will be wprking at a horse show on sateray then going out with some friends there afterwards. Helllo kjetil and torstine and all other drammen people, looking forward 2 c ing you all.

Another engalnd game, lets talk about other stuff!!!!

2006-06-26T01:25:00.000-07:00

brunners was great, made biskets, had a fri up on saterday with big sis, then on sunday had a fulll american brecfast, with pancakes and mapel syrup, sasuges and bacon!!! killer eh. genrely a good weekend. i have pic of some of the traveling to the horse sowns i went to and the trip to brunners, i must introduce some new members to the norly crew, firs we have erik holt and tom who have moved in!! then there is ruth and cristian who have started working here!! whooo hooooo. had so much fun watching the portrigal game, it was so funny!!!!!

Weekend on brunstad

2006-06-23T06:08:00.000-07:00

i am goin' 2 brunnas on teh weekend, midsummers party u know!!!! my sisters there, cant wait 2 c her!!! lay awake so long thinking about Olav! it was his furniral yesterday. There were over 600 there! a realy moving furneral. he ment so much to so many and so many ment so much to him.

read this after medioca england performaces to feel better

2006-06-21T01:07:00.000-07:00

Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure
That England's Gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cause I remember...

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down
Through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

England game tointe

2006-06-20T00:20:00.000-07:00

I was reading to day that if england are gonna win the would cup they need to do more than be dificult to be beat. i totaly agree, but against sweeden today we have rooney!! he should be able to turn a safe and little uninspired england into a killing machine!! i think it will be 3 - 1!!! to england, sweeden is going against germany in the next round!! well i hope so and if we lose this blog entry will dissapear!!! heh. gonna watch it tonite with some people

happy birthday john

2006-06-18T15:36:00.000-07:00

here are a few pics of brother john and his son!!! john and alex at the hairdresser, then you have alex in the sun

just a short one

2006-06-17T18:10:00.000-07:00

hi ya all, its 3 oclock on a sunday moring, i have just had a 24 marithon on tv and it was stunning, i ate chiese at ti diksons and watched the foottie which was fun, boy can that man make proper food. it was stunning, i am doing realy well and hope you all are 2. glede mig til santans, dette bl;i shepe morro!!! lukke tio i livet ag har det rictiog got. oh and i was bakeing today, gosh i liked my cake *cornflacke crakkle flan (or something ) a good one anyway, the best of luck to john, have a happy birthday tomorrow and keep it easy!!! du har holt ut gjenom noen som motte ha vat vansklit uten og clage og gort alt ha kunne for so mange, takk skall du har!!!!

ENGLAND. there killin' me!!!!!

2006-06-16T00:15:00.000-07:00

you dont know how hard it is to be an england supporter!! they go for 85 mins before scoring, its killing me, how am i meant to try and live without gettin' a heart attack! oh well other than me neely diein' have a good time, i got killed in risk. and my old freind peter crouch did not do his robot dance!! but Gerrards goal was so good!!! det som var ende mere morro er at jeg set pa kampen upp i leglighet med det var en oslo sturer møte, og jeg er oppe og prover og ikke hule og skreke for fordig de can høre alt!! ja vell det gik oka men hehehe, da mit i samtale ha du pluslig NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO hehe, that s the way the cokkie cumbles!!!!! ih and lenon was the big start of the game

rainy days

2006-05-23T04:14:00.000-07:00

here i am sitting ifront of my window waching raindrop driping down the pane, my nose is running and clogged and i feel ill. looking forward to some more sun!!

My eye

2006-05-17T04:07:00.000-07:00

i've 'ad requests for pics of my eye, if u wanna know why ask bodil!!!! well that was that, My old art tutor at colege started takeing pics of irises, then getting 10m hight prints, but then annother artist did it, he was gutted. but if you think abut it soon there will be loads of iris recognition about and a high quality photo of ur iris will be like ur identety, takeing a photo of it stealing it!!!!!!!!!

places, signs

2006-05-15T15:03:00.000-07:00

have you ever seen how many places there are and all the storys from every place, i took a few pics of signs (there are lods of them to), it was not a lnog jorney either

painting with rolf and johanns

2006-05-14T03:28:00.000-07:00

this is my painting which has featued b4, it is comeing on slowly, the other night rolf and johannas were arround, i just must say yes the water pot is a campbellls tin of soup, i saw a shop selling them and got somecos of the ledge of a cirtain andy warhole. ater a bit we ended up playing car games on paper, i won one!!!!! Anyway that was that!! just so you know the painting is not finnished s o there will be more updates l8er, then agian why wait. but y should i be bother so cya all arround, oh ind if you dident get the last post you are not worthy to get it so there you go!!!

NEED I SAY MORE????

2006-05-14T03:22:00.000-07:00

BREAKING NEWS New monkey species is the first of the mohicans

2006-05-12T00:52:00.000-07:00

New monkey species found in africa with a mohecan, maybee karl pilciton will have some stuff to say about it, any way this exiciting news was serialised by the times on there website www.timesonline.co.uk. well this is gerate news lets have a party. come on it even has a mohican!!! i want one of them

caveing on norli

2006-05-12T00:14:00.000-07:00

hi ya all, just poopiong in to show some more pic of trhe area i am at, cos i got a didgicam now, oh and i shaved!!!! dont tell anyone but it is growing back even thoughi dont look to bad!! at th emom the weter is beautifull, this is a pic from outside my office, i took it after lunch when was hideing round corner fro a sun breack with mette, thats her shoe, it ant bad one either, u cna see the stable and kriscall (the horse), then theres coffie,(the dog) hes kinda nice but i dont like it when he starts to get in the horses nervis, i was out rideing on kriscaly, the white pony in the pic, bodil was on ravel (her horse, the brown one), this is where i ride and walk coffie(the dog), then i go into the forist, where yesterday i jumped over a streem on kriscaly!!! Any other than that it was a bit of a wahing day yeteray, i washed my clothes, tidyed my room, washed the bathroom, cleard the paddock of muck, cleans in and arroud the stable, so yea i got quite a bit done!!

hi ya everyone

2006-05-09T13:17:00.000-07:00

sorry i have bin buyssiy at work and lazy out of work, so i 'ant got round to doing my blog much. well 2day i had a bussy day at work, then made dinner and painted in the stable, IT WILL BE DONE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i had a swimm, i will go riding on thursday, and i took a few pics of horses today, there will be more later!!! and it wont even let me upload a pic so i am going c ay all

Goldfish Actvists

2006-05-04T01:28:00.000-07:00

rolf sent me t'is t'other day!!! its the cover of a cd caled Gldfish activistes, it was an idea from me rolf and jacob, well lets tell the whole story. we went out 2 buy a gold fish, we go to the shop and ask for a gold fish bowl, they have none, so we go and buy a bowl from some kition shop that looked like it could do the job. we go back but the shop asistent would not sell us any fish, we said we had a big fish tank at home and everything!! They must have thought we were gold fish terrorists, so we started being goldfish acitvists!!!!

home sweet home!!!!

2006-04-26T07:13:00.000-07:00

Hi, as i am going home 2morrow morning i thought i would show you where my house is in england, and a bit about it. I have maked our land with the blue, we live on a cul-de-sac. behind us is the old peoples home!! behin that is the church (light blue) its bell are like 1200 years old (they have been recast) and the church is 1000-800 year old about(that to impress any americans and norwegens, beside us is also a grveyard, farm etc. the red is ny studio, it was garage but an iligal conversion has turd it into my studio, this is where i had art club. i WILL TAKE SOME PICS WHEN I AM THERE OF SOME SUFF ON THE WALL WHICH IS REAly cool.(sorry about the capitals i did not mean 2) i also have put oon the map the hole i dug when i was about 13, it was 10 ft deep and had a roof, it wernt so easy for little me to get in and out and there was always wter in the bottom, but it was gerate fun and i have since got the name CAVEMAN, so old habits die hard. the fire place was always well ferquented by me, one school holdady i had a fire EVERY morning for about a week!! i had to stop when mum got complants from the old peoples home about the smoke(i could not understad the problem). oh well i am not much better now i was always burning stuff in finnland back in november and december!! well i gotta go and pack!! but i gotta say ta 2 sarah fro the trip home, she is the biggest ledgend ever. she even makes be cake and stuff!!! and all the best to john, hang in there!!!!! oh i put a pic of where sharh lives on brunstad (norway), my favorite place in the world!!!( www.bcc.no) the pic was taken while our place was being built!! oh and thanks for a gerat time 2nite nordi crew. hi mettte and eva helen, hope du komme hejm i et stukke og hadde det ritig got, glede mig til og c dere egen!!!

Life in genral...

2006-04-25T04:14:00.000-07:00

well i have been pottering about recently, the weekend i was tidying arround teh stable, yeterday i was out for a walk with coffie (the dog) and johannas and bodil were rideing, johannas fell off hehe, but it was a real good time, perfect wether. well i had a clasic berckfast with joe, we dorve into towm and it was gooood. Its so sad that he now works in the shop cos them i have no englishman to drink tea with, i will just have to learn the norskiys. i am going home (england home) on thursday (so bad iu miss eva helen and mette comeing back from there travells) but i will be hanngeing with sarah (the coolest and nicest big sister in the world) in england, hope my brothers doin' better. Oh and thanks to steph, heather, kjetil and all u others for the comments.

Dinner at egon

2006-04-23T12:51:00.000-07:00

I must tell u all about y i feel so bad after eating al egon 2day, but first i will give you the low down and history of me and egon (our local eating place, kinda good food if u ask me), i was eating at egon with some freinds, one being hanna (nilson) who started playing with the salt, poring it onto the table and doing stuff with it, i, without thinking told her that i would never take her out to eat as it was so bad 2 do that when eating out (well i am english) so then comes the next time i whent ther, it was a bigger group, this time boding was makein' pictures in salt and pepper. mette was poring pepper over the candels, then rolf started (i think it was rolf), and by the end the table in the corner had cups full of ketch and riped up napkins liying arroud etc etc, i hope you get ther picture, anyway 10 mins b4 closeing we run, then bodil had 4gotten her key, so i went back to get it, there was one poor watress trying to kleen up. i felt BAD to say the least, i found the key on the floor. yesterday we went again, it was kinda the normal (salt pepper etc), and we when again 2day. Bodil oferd me 200 kr to eat a tea spoon of salt mixed with tazika sause (well i kant remembe what it was called), so i had it, YUKK!!!!!! then after pudding she way playing with the here leftover bannana and ice creem, putting salt, pepper, tabasco sause and soy sause in it and asked me to eat a spoon of it, after medatating 4 five minnets and smellling it (it smelt like bannan) i had a little spoon of it, it made me wrech, well it was a discusting consistency and full of salt, i tryed 2 wash away the tast but i just felt bad. even now an hour later my stomake feels realy bad. oh well i guess the noral of the story is not to eat salt fllied gunk after a good meal!!!! men bodil hadde et kempa tid nar henne set meg spesa det

fight ‘blue-sky thinking’

2006-04-21T11:21:00.000-07:00

clouds are unjustly maligned and life would be immeasurably poorer without them.

they are Nature’s poetry, and the most egalitarian of her displays, since everyone can have a fantastic view of them.

I pledge to fight ‘blue-sky thinking’ wherever I find it. Life would be dull if I had to look up at cloudless monotony day after day.

I seek to remind people that clouds are expressions of the atmosphere’s moods, and can be read like those of a person’s countenance.

Clouds are so commonplace that their beauty is often overlooked. They are for dreamers and their contemplation benefits the soul. Indeed, all who consider the shapes they see in them will save on psychoanalysis bills.

'Look up, marvel at the ephemeral beauty, and live life with your head in the clouds!'
[The Stranger, Charles Baudelaire]

oh well thats not all my writing but y not put it in, it is kinda cool if u ask me, i tend to apreciate clouds and rain and stuff an all as i am english, spring in norway u jsut get the best clouds cos u have lots of blue sky with high dark clouds here and there raining down, it looks real dramatic!! It is SO much better than some boring blue sky.

Politcs with joe

2006-04-20T15:32:00.000-07:00

2day i have been have discutions with joe about politcis, econermy, gun trade(we watched lord of war). I will just say a few small things about what i think. (not nessaserly joe)

Free market with a sackable workforce is the best way to cerate a competive market, as it will adjust to the needs.
The closeure of the peugeot plant in covernty is no disaster, it is just removing the last of the car productions in england which will soon be unprofitalble. then all that will be left will be the very efective factorys.
protectionisem is a bad thing ling term, altought sometime short term it can seem a good idea

sorry about it eing short but i wanna kip, c ya all arround!!

another day goes by.,......

2006-04-19T13:18:00.000-07:00

Its a bit late now but i had to keep all the fans happy and keep a one a day record up (public holidays not included), had dinner with the guys, we eat german shoffhofkig or something, it was german anyway and meat balls and stuff, johannsas was surprised that we saved some for him cos he was rideing, (ok there was realy just the right amount 4 him left) i have started painting the pic you see in the drawing on trhe first post, it will be klinda good, will keep u updated. I was on brunstad with dave and allison and there kids who are just the coolest kids, anyway i have a new surrply of tea(thanks bobby), every one is away this week so i am writing here but i do not have anything to say so i will keep on saying nothing fast. I just gotta shout out 4 pete sav cos he fixed the fence t'day. oh well u can here i was listerning 2 radio 2'day cos i'm saying shout out. oh well i was mostly listening to chris moyles. i just watched film donnie brosso, good film, watch it, just there is one point u might want cover your eyes but i won't spoil it 4 u by tell'n u all 'bout it now. i need to talk t2 hidy and see if i can borrow the sowing machine, i got a stunning troser prodject on the go it will be so kool, i will set up a picture post of all the comfort troseres in a bit!!!, now i am ding a total update to my 3rd pair of tham and whein it is done i will show you all!! hi to everyone i did not c at easter, i will be poping back to england in a few weeks so that will be nice. sorry if i am realy jsut ramberling but that is what i am aloune to do in my blog so there u go, i should realy have writen something proper but why not just write drivell once in a while , i am off to get the coffie.

Rules from the cave blogger

2006-04-18T01:22:00.000-07:00

I just want to make a few things clear, just as i am beggingin the blog. The rules are for the people who read the blog, not for me as i am witeing the rules 4 u.

1 if you read an artical you have read it one more time than i have
3 There are no mistakes on the blog, it is just you misreading!!!! (sorry to say there are a lot of BAD readers out there)
2 if you look at the blog you must write a comment (i need to keep trak of the demand for new content)
4 I write new things every day!!!!! (if like over the last few days it does not change it is because i have been doing so much reasurch that i have not been able to update it, but it does not mean you get bigger articals)
5 all problems with the blogs should be reported to problems@thevoid.org, not my email adress!!!!!!!!! This is very importent as i am not able to recive negitive email on my normal account.
6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 If any of my boses see this i was NOT doing it in work time, i was out makeing a cup of tea

there are just a few more things to comment on, thanks stef 4 the idea!!! Bobby is the current suplier of PG tips (tea of the hightest quality), which is being put to good use in cavemans tea pot!!!! thanks 2 all the people who are following along on the blog, without you this would end up being a depressing diary of a lone man living in a cave, but via the internet suddenly it becomes a site of polical influence which can help govenments make there decitions.

Just so u know i have been away a few days so i am sorrie to say it has not quite been updated every day, but sometimes reasurch must come first!!!!!

Dinner in the cave

2006-04-13T02:26:00.000-07:00

The eating habbits of cavemen are fairly random, he eats in the kitchen upstairs. I only buy real food, no pitza (i always eat that at johannas and rolfs place, it is the only thing they eat), no bread (i eat bread at lunch cos it on on the compainy, but i surply the marmite!!!!) other than that it is all GOOD food, potato's, rice, meat, eggs, often sause. Lets face it most meals have something fried in it cos thats what is easyist. this morning for breakfast i had fride potato and frid spam with chease and musterd (this is no rubbish noski musterd, the original colmans is the only musterd u c on my table). oh on the subgect of food i must say bodil is my hero, she makes the best food arround, (u gotta getta place where u can have us arround again) her pitza is famous for being the best in the world and i hope soon to be able to tell u that first hand soon. The other importent aspect of my eating habits is egon!!!!! Ok i dont go as oten as bodil and eav helen but it still rocks above all other things (apart from bodils pitza!!!!). Oh når skall egg forteller min hemlig opskrift till brun lapskause, du tregger, et kanne mid brun lapskause, et kanne picnic (eller tilsavener kjøtt). 5 kjøtt kaker, gullrøtter og lok. first steke du ale køtt og grønsarker, også sette på grute mid lapskaus. når køtte er ferdig set det inn i lapskausen, og legge in mass colmans snepp (cos it is well ggod) og da ha du et ontlig midarg caveman stile. alright i do also love bakes potatos wit beans and cheese, owch, and then add some meat!!!!!!! it mkes me hungery just thinking about it. the most importent think about living in some forign land full of escimos is to make sure u drint good english tea, i am currently running low, but bobby is working on fixing that, i get my suplys from him 2morrrow or saterday as he has just bin to england, i have no hesitaloin in saying that was a hiroc act to save the cave man in such a was. The importing of tea buissnes has doubles in scandinavia since i have moved here and began spreading the gospil. I knew i had to take drasic action when on arrive i tryed to find a tea pot, i found a perfect te post only to be HORRIFIDE by the fact it was lables a coffie pot. Of all the insults to a tea pot what could be worse. i had to by it and confort it by never letting it neer any coffie EVER. Anyway i am on brunstad over easter so pop in at my place (EE3) and you can have a cuppa!!!!!

the caveman moves in

2006-04-12T09:00:00.000-07:00

This is the blog from the cave. I (caveman) has just moved into a new cave. it is fully equipped with photo wall, drawing corner and the king of chairs. Now there is no stopping the production line of drawings, knitting and the all time best trousers, no fear I will not be going far 4 a long time. I hope soon to make a wall of trousers to go with my photo wall but this will come l8er. I will post the pics of the room as soon as i get a camera there. All are welcome to the cave deeep under kråkstad where the sun light never shines, and there is always hear the flow of data. just so u all know the prodgects that are on the top of the list at the mom are, find money 4 tonite (i wanna go to egon with the crew), knit 2 scarfs 4 bobbies friends (this is a must as he is getting me tea from england) torstine har accurat sact at jeg ma skriver nosk sa youre jeg det littt igran, fordig jeg er kjempe filnk. neste pa listen er or gjore firdig mine boxer, de er hal vei genom et opdatereing, det bli veldig spennener og ser va som kjer. Now comes the latest drawing, it will rock, you can see it in progress, will keep u all up 2 date on all the importent things, i will go and make dinner now, u can find out about my food habbets 2morrow. unshil at jeg gikk tilbake till englsk det var ikker meningen men det kjed.det er ikke mine bigrave