THe buck's nite of ads

Now as ad eaters was a waste of time we are someing up with what is should have been. I am working on the showreel so if you see an ad that you think should be there give me a message.

knitting

Why not come up with an idea or to.... aaaaagggggghhhhh ive git verbal squerts

I've bin reading 'How to have Kick-Ass ideas" so lets get on with it hey

homebase
- because you dont want to live in someone elses style
- its yours paint it blue
- beacaues white walls are always getting dirty
- nobody need know you have lived there
- make it look like you are rich
- beacause builders fails at school and you can do beter than them
- you can look sexy with a big drill?
- tools make you look busy
- be creative
- why would you want to live in a white box
- fill your house with nice stufff

WHELL THET IS SOME VERBAL DIOREA
ill have to look at that later to get an idea


bt
- GOOD at wire
- beacuse we can deliver throgh a phone line
- rediculaly much through a phone line
- has massive cramming machines so it can fit more through the line?
- we care about the wire you abut all the rubbish that comes out of it
- so you can go everwher from your home


Thompsons
- escaeisem
- because the creadit crunch is boring?
- where sun and snow are on order
- because we have been there
- never stranded
- never want to return
- beacause your boss will be jelous
- dont be outdone down the pup?
- people might hate u cos there jelouses

dfs
- so-fa so good
- agrefobics love it
- your husband will live in the sofa
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deams
- by a new alarm clock?
- u spend 1/3 of your life assleep so enjoy it
- even if work is shit you can at least wake up refreshed
- Your dog may end up never wanting to leave it
- because evering that goes wrong in dreams it is gone in ithe mornig
- heaven in you home
why hate rubbish beds
- squieky beds are a turn off
- beacuse yove earnd a good nights sleep
- if your kids wake you up you'll get back to sleep
- who ares about the colour of the walls when you are asleep
- beacuse student houses are crap!!!


jeep
- contur lines lie?
- have a blast
- protectet your kids
- the veiw from on top
- does the work for you
- the most direct rute home
why am i dong this i hate jeep
and 4x4s, well not the defender cos thats what farmers use and they need them, now that wat i want, and the farm to go with it
- no boarders
- roads are over crowded!!!
- There are too many cars on the roads


rentokill

- he might b ugly and poke arround in your cuboards but at least he will go and leave you
- because rats eat your dinner
- you dont own a animall sanctuary
- dont live ina zoo
- just becaues you pee in the loo dont mean they will?
- so you dont have to play cat and mouse all nite?
- love to hate
- so there's never black death again!
- on a mission
- the action adventure
- reclaem your home
- find the cause
- keeping the grip reeper away
- hospitals are rubbish
- illnes is boring