Thursday, April 13, 2006

Dinner in the cave


The eating habbits of cavemen are fairly random, he eats in the kitchen upstairs. I only buy real food, no pitza (i always eat that at johannas and rolfs place, it is the only thing they eat), no bread (i eat bread at lunch cos it on on the compainy, but i surply the marmite!!!!) other than that it is all GOOD food, potato's, rice, meat, eggs, often sause. Lets face it most meals have something fried in it cos thats what is easyist. this morning for breakfast i had fride potato and frid spam with chease and musterd (this is no rubbish noski musterd, the original colmans is the only musterd u c on my table). oh on the subgect of food i must say bodil is my hero, she makes the best food arround, (u gotta getta place where u can have us arround again) her pitza is famous for being the best in the world and i hope soon to be able to tell u that first hand soon. The other importent aspect of my eating habits is egon!!!!! Ok i dont go as oten as bodil and eav helen but it still rocks above all other things (apart from bodils pitza!!!!). Oh når skall egg forteller min hemlig opskrift till brun lapskause, du tregger, et kanne mid brun lapskause, et kanne picnic (eller tilsavener kjøtt). 5 kjøtt kaker, gullrøtter og lok. first steke du ale køtt og grønsarker, også sette på grute mid lapskaus. når køtte er ferdig set det inn i lapskausen, og legge in mass colmans snepp (cos it is well ggod) og da ha du et ontlig midarg caveman stile. alright i do also love bakes potatos wit beans and cheese, owch, and then add some meat!!!!!!! it mkes me hungery just thinking about it. the most importent think about living in some forign land full of escimos is to make sure u drint good english tea, i am currently running low, but bobby is working on fixing that, i get my suplys from him 2morrrow or saterday as he has just bin to england, i have no hesitaloin in saying that was a hiroc act to save the cave man in such a was. The importing of tea buissnes has doubles in scandinavia since i have moved here and began spreading the gospil. I knew i had to take drasic action when on arrive i tryed to find a tea pot, i found a perfect te post only to be HORRIFIDE by the fact it was lables a coffie pot. Of all the insults to a tea pot what could be worse. i had to by it and confort it by never letting it neer any coffie EVER. Anyway i am on brunstad over easter so pop in at my place (EE3) and you can have a cuppa!!!!!

8 comments:

Kjetil said...

I love tea. Can I pop in?

Anonymous said...

hei mark, darling
i like your blog!! looking forward to eating pizza at my place...

Mark said...

of course you can, i cannot wait 2 have u at my place 4 a cuppa.

oh the one thing which i 4got to mention is my apron, it indeed is the coolest thing around, as it has a map of england on it which cinda rocks.

colorwhale.com said...

Iam all impressed with the cooking of Mr Turner. The tea putts the T in me. Your blogg is on its way up the golden ladder. Ill be waiting up there. Lapskaus er en fin ting. Fu har kanskje testet samiske Joika-boller også?

Anonymous said...

hey mark,
you won my heart that day 4 years ago when I asked for a cup of milk at a workparty in Brunstad, and you got me a litre, AND two slices of bread with nutella and raspberry jam. You obviously have a calling in the feeding people area. continue to be faithful in this.

Mark said...

gosh i dont remember that, but no fear, i just fed jo, (one of the only eat pitza people). We had rice and mince, with bear, it was kinda good, even if i do say it myself. I have move on from the nuttela and milk.

Anonymous said...

o dear!

wot does bear taste like mark ??
anything like wien ?? (-er pølser)

was discussing your cornflake cake yesterday with mirjam østgård, she's here in DE ! Did you ever find any custard in norway ? maybe oslo has more grocery shopping options available than good ole stokke :)

take care and happy cookin'

roshini

Anonymous said...

Oh, I haven't had a really worthy brew for ages, I might just pop in to your little cave right now and have one! I hope the new supplies have arrived, or else I would have to settle with a cup of coffee... See you!